sometimelow:

dontcha wish your girlfriend was a socially awkward teenage blogger with an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters like me

dontcha

you’ve become so
damaged, that when
someone wants to
give you, what you
deserve
you have no idea,
how to respond. 

1. your real name:  anna

2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): brown cat (?????)

3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): helena van lieshout

4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of middle one): kemheanena (jep, me too)

5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): camo phone

6. goth name (black and one of your pets): black jip